Imagine a box.

The 4 years I was in highschool, I was given money to buy a year book.
Each year I was supposed to buy one, I just ended up buying pizza instead.

Waking up to a limb that’s gone totally numb is a wild ride.

brainstatic:

Whenever someone brings up septum piercing, I think of this:

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SAME!

Just saw a liscence plate that said “PAIDIV”
That’s brilliant.

hikikom0ri:

treefork:

hikikom0ri:

treefork IT BEGINS

This game is fucking hilarious.

I WAS SO INNOCENT

Yeah, so was I.

hikikom0ri:

treefork:

hikikom0ri:

treefork IT BEGINS

This game is fucking hilarious.

I WAS SO INNOCENT

Yeah, so was I.

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

hikikom0ri:

treefork IT BEGINS

This game is fucking hilarious.

hikikom0ri:

treefork IT BEGINS

This game is fucking hilarious.

hikikom0ri:

yesterday i was playing with a friends kids and her 7 year old son had a plastic sword and he was pretending to fight me but he suddenly slowed down and concentrated very hard on putting the point of the sword directly in the middle of my chest and then he said “im trying not to destroy your boobs” i ALMOST PEED MYSELF